I said, "Lord, why do so many people in the NTCC live at or below the poverty level while at the same time the Kekels live lives of luxury". "Lord they drive expensive automobiles, send their son off to receive the finest education, they live in mansions Lord while yet at the same time their brethren are often poor and destitute"? Why is that Lord?
Well you'll never believe what happened next... The Lord answered.
He said, "BROTHER JEFF, YOU ENTERTAIN EVIL THOUGHTS CONCERNING MY SERVANTS THE KEKELS". "THEY HAVE BEEN FAITHFUL IN ALL AND AS A RESULT, I HAVE BLESSED THEM BEYOND MEASURE, WHEREAS THEIR FELLOW BRETHREN HAVE BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND AS A RESULT, I CAN NOT BLESS THEM." "I THE LORD HAVE MADE PROVISIONS FOR THEIR SON GRANT TO ATTEND A JESUIT (CATHOLIC) COLLEGE BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN FAITHFUL IN ALL AND I HAVE BLESSED HIM." "YOU HAVE WRONGFULLY SUPPOSED THAT THE GREAT MONETARY BLESSINGS WHICH HAVE BEEN SO ABUNDANTLY BESTOWED UPON THE KEKELS ARE THE DIRECT RESULT OF THEM BEING THE DAUGHTER, SON IN LAW, AND GRANDSON OF R.W. DAVIS, AND NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH BROTHER JEFF". "IT IS BECAUSE THE KEKELS HAVE BEEN WISER THAN THEIR FELLOW BRETHREN AND SHREWD CONCERNING THEIR INVESTMENTS AND I HAVE MULTIPLIED THEIR SUBSTANCE AND I THE LORD HAVE GIVEN THEM GREAT INCREASE"!!!
"ONLY CROOKS AND CON ARTISTS RECEIVE GREAT MONETARY INCREASE THROUGH DECEITFULNESS AND CROOKERY BUT WITH MY SERVANTS THE KEKELS, IT IS NOT SO." "THEY HAVE BEEN HONEST AND TRUSTWORTHY FAR ABOVE THAT OF THEIR FELLOW BRETHREN AND AS A RESULT, I'VE TAKEN AT LEAST 10% FROM THEIR FELLOW BRETHREN AND TURNED IT INTO INCREASE FOR MY FAITHFUL SERVANTS THE KEKELS". "AND BLESSED THEY SHALL BE FAR ABOVE THAT OF ALL THEIR FELLOW BRETHREN AND THESE ABUNDANT BLESSINGs HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM BEING HEIRS TO THE GREAT PROPHET R.W. DAVIS AS YOU'VE SUPPOSED". "HENCE YOU SHOULD PUBLISH THIS FOR ALL TO SEE AS I'VE SEEN FIT TO ELEVATE MY SERVANTS THE KEKELS FAR ABOUT THAT OF THEIR BRETHREN".
"THEREFOR YOU SHALL LOUDLY PROCLAIM THAT EACH AND EVERYONE WHO NAMETH THE NAME OF THE NEW TESTAMENT CHRISTIAN CHURCHES OF AMERICA INCORPORATED AS THEIR FELLOWSHIP SHALL IN NO WISE EVER STOP GIVING AT LEAST 10% OF ALL THEIR INCOME SO THAT I CAN USE THAT MONEY TO BLESS MY FAITHFUL SERVANTS THE KEKELS". "MY FAITHFUL SERVANTS THE KEKELS SHALT HAVE LANDS, AND NICE AUTOMOBILES, AND GREAT AND LOFTY HOUSES, AND RICHES BEYOND MEASURE, AND YE SHALT GIVE JOYFULLY UNTO THE NEW TESTAMENT CHRISTIAN CHURCH AS UNTO ME AND THE KEKELS SHALT BE BLESSED AND IT SHALL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM BEING KIN TO THE GREAT R.W. DAVIS".
"I HAVE BLESSED YOU BROTHER JEFF AND I'VE BLESSED BROTHER VICTOR AND I'VE BLESSED BROTHER DON AND SISTER ANGE AND I'VE BLESSED GREGORY THE WISE ONE, WHEREAS I SHOULD HAVE CURSED YOU ALL BUT I DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU ALL IGNORANTLY SLANDERED THE NAMES OF MY WONDERFUL SERVANTS THE KEKELS". "NO ONE IN THE NTCC WILL EVER BE BLESSED AS MUCH AS THE KEKELS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN FAITHFUL IN ALL AND MANY OF THEIR FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS SHALT BE CURSED BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN SLOTHFUL. MY SERVANTS THE KEKELS HAVE OPENLY SPOKEN OF THEIR SLOTHFULNESS AND HAVE RIGHTFULLY SUPPOSED".
"YOU BROTHER JEFF HAVE CONTINUED TO BE BLESSED BECAUSE YOU'VE NOT BEEN SLOTHFUL AND I HAVE BLESSED YOU BEYOND MEASURE". "YOU AND ONLY YOU, BROTHER JEFF CAN BE BLESSED BEYOND MEASURE EVEN THOUGH THOU DON'T GIVEST 10% OF ALL THINE INCREASE TO THE NEW TESTAMENT CHRISTIAN CHURCHES OF AMERICA INCORPORATED BECAUSE YOU'VE FAILED TO DO SO NOT WILLFULLY BUT IN IGNORANCE".
Does this sound overly bold, careless, and disrespectful that I should write such a statement? No where near as bold and careless as Mike Kekel openly proclaiming that his fellow brethren are broke and without money because they didn't incorporate his father in law's teachings into their daily money management habits. He also boldly proclaimed that he has money because he did follow and practice the teachings of his father in law. Well I say that's poppy cock. Kekel is rich for one reason and one reason only. Because he married Tanya and they've kept him at Graham where he has leeched off the entire organization for decades. You are an idiot if you give your money to the NTCC. You are a straight dummy if you believe that God can bless the Kekels but God can't bless you. Well God sure is blessing me and I'm not even in the stinkin NTCC and I wouldn't give them one more dime of my money.
8/26/2012
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